Did they see me eating chicken or something?

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 06/07/2017 at 20:32 • Filed to: None

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I was parked where I always park at my girlfriend’s house. No trees in sight. This has never happened before. It looks like an ostrich had diarrhea during a seizure on my roof.

Seriously, there are white specks on every single panel. Little tiny spatters. Like... Do birds ever intentionally attack things with poop? It seems deliberate. Like maybe I accidentally hit one and the others followed me and then attacked the giant metal animal that killed their friend.

Chariotoflove > Rainbow 06/07/2017 at 20:55

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It was a planned hit.

PWRandSPD > Rainbow 06/08/2017 at 07:06

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You had just washed it recently, they wait for that.

Rainbow > PWRandSPD 06/08/2017 at 11:08

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Actually, it’s been a few months. It has rained about every other day when I’m not already out working, so I never got a chance. Now we have at least a week of dryness. That’s probably what they were waiting for.